Monday, March 12, 2012

The Pop Tart

There is one thing I have been craving lately Pop Tarts. And there's one sort of Pop Tart I've been wanting the most... the Hot Fudge Sundae kind of Pop Tart. And today at work, out of nowhere, I had a Hot Fudge Sundae Pop Tart literally show up in an outstretched hand right in front of my face. "Here, Joe" they said. I looked at the Pop Tart, and I before I could even think anything, I heard myself say "No! Pop Tarts have no place in my lifestyle." And I was happy.

Then they said, "But it has 7 essential vitamins and minerals", to which I responded, "Yeah, and so did my multivitamin this morning."

Food, I'm sorry you just can't win with me right now. You ain't got the right to tell me when and where to go, no right to tell me.




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